| The
Flashman books ordered by date |
Descriptions
of ploughings and strumpets |
 Flashman
Volume 1
1839- 42
Britain, India &
Afghanistan |
" I have raked and ridden harder than most "
(p22)
" I looked to see what heffer he was ploughing with " (p40)
" I had her without getting out of my chair " (p41)
" like wrestling with the sergeant of the dragoons " (p55)
" I got to work in earnest" (p61)
" Is she the type of she-cat you delight to scratch with? " (p104)
" Not even an Afghan bint to keep me amused " (p153)
" getting my wench buckled to " (p264)
" no doubt wondering what sort of mount I would make " (p265)
" that first night I rattled her" (p269)
" I tumbled her there and then" (p270)
" I persuaded her more so " (p271)
" been coupling with me " (p292)
" some jockey, who was more to her liking over the jumps than I was" (p292)
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 Royal Flash
Volume 2
1842-43 England
1847-48 Germany |
"
We still bounced about together in bed from time to time " (p11)
" Took them upstairs to play let's look for each others clothes " (p12)
" I felt as though I had been coupling with a roll of barbed wire" (p22)
" I put her through a most searching test" (p62)
" I galloped that fat trot" (p96)
" thrashing about in first rate style " (p154)
" I was in excellent shape after bumping the chambermaid" (p155)
" I was aboard Lilly Langtry long before he was " (p162)
" I lifted her up bodily, popped her on, and stumped around the room singing"
(p183)
" I went to work again " (p183)
" catch 'em young, treat 'em rough, roger 'em hard " (p184)
" dancing the mattress quadrille " (p199)
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 Flashmans Lady
Volume 6
1842-45
England, Borneo &
Madagascar |
"
Those painted dollymops" (p21)
" a hearty appetite for the two back game " (P23)
" rolling the linen " (Pp23)
" I might stallion about town " (p23)
" positively humping the mutton all the way to the couch " (p66)
" different mount drills"(p66)
" climbing aboard her" (p74)
" this flashtail needs a young mount " (p80)
" tattling trollop" (p80)
" my flighty piece " (p96)
" giving her the business there and then " (p116)
" being rattled stupid " (p134)
" they couple like stoats " (p150)
" thundering away like king Hal on honeymoon " (p203)
" got down to the reunion in earnest " (p226)
" board and scuttle her " (p229)
" working away like a lecherous porpoise " (p262)
" like being assailed by a horny gorilla " P263)
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 Flash and the mountain of
light
Volume 9
1845-46
Indian Punjab |
"
ploughing with the other heiffers" (p21)
" we settled down to play 50 up" (p31)
" beginning to consider a return fixture" (p31)
" if I had't thumped that randy baggage" (p45)
" I settled her in then began the slow march" (p95)
" put Jeendan over the jumps again" (p135)
" a quick plunge around the room, horse artillery style" (p299) |
 Flash for Freedom
Volume 3
1848-49
England, West Africa, USA |
" instead of
bouncing her about that evening " (p14)
" and made the springs creak time without number " (p14)
" no females , except the local bareback riders " (p24)
" if I'd mounted miss Fanny " (p27)
" I'd known chits like this before " (p28)
" difficult for me to cock a leg athwart " (p29)
" bring the lady to the sticking point " (p30)
" rogering Fanny " (p52)
" they'd rattle, kill and eat me than grapple in the grass " (p85)
" the sight of all those black boobies quivering " (p86)
" female baboons " (p86)
" all his female slaves had been bulled by his crew " (p109)
" I want all these wenched pupped " (p109)
" in the intervals of our laborious grappling " (p109)
" who I wouldn't have galloped for a pension " (p162)
" the finest of trollops on view " (p162)
" even for a retired strumpet " (p163)
" before she could turn around, I had impaled her " (p163)
" I bulled away for all I was worth " (p163)
" the baggage revelled in it " (p163)
" she was unusually partial to Adams arsenal " (p165)
" the road to fornication is often paved with misunderstanding " (p219)
" we had just finished a bout " (p222)
" and plunging like mad " (p233)
" damn fine sparky wench " (p257)
" a fine rousing gallop " (p260)
" It was a fine frenzied business " (p262) |
 Flashman and the Redskins
Volume 7
1849-50 & 1875-76
USA |
"
she sampled the marriage mutton elsewhere" (p27)
" occasional unwifely romp" (p27)
" a little touch of Harry in the night" (p36)
" give her an encore" (p45)
" playing hopscotch with you" (p46)
" gave her the business for all I was worth" (p54)
" overfed trollop" (p67)
" the amount of tup I had given her" (p67)
" we beat the mattress regularly" (p98)
" fresh black batter" (p99)
" went to work side stroke like" (p100)
" roger the middlewatch away" (p104)
" rattle my fears away with Cleonie" (p113)
" I would repair to it for field exercises" (p166)
" astride my lap going like a drunk jockey" (p166)
" his backside going like a fiddlers elbow" (p192)
" grinding away" (p235)
" slapping the mattress" (p282)
" finally applied herself to the task at hand" (p382)
" I could have cheered her up in no time" (p415) |
 Flashman at the Charge
Volume 4
1854-55
England, Crimea &
Central Asia |
"
she had been bounced about by half of London " (p16)
" thrashing away like a stoat in a sack " (p44)
" properly buckled to " (p44)
" galloping away like an archdeacon on holiday " (p44)
" their fiancées let 'em pleasure them red in the face out of pity" (p46)
" I would put her through the drill when she came home " (p48)
" departing warrior tupping up the the girl he was leaving behind" (p48)
" another second you'd have been two back beasting all over the place" (p52)
" I hadn't been bestrode anything but a saddle since I left England" (p85)
" too bad she had a husband, atleast she had been saddle broken " (p152)
" and we whaled away on that wet slab " (p169)
" stallioning away like billy-o" (p178)
" with that beauty squirming athwart my hawse" (p292)
" a lusty little baggage" (p292)
" wonder if you can do it on a trotting horse" (p299) |
 Flashman in the Great Game
Volume 5
1856-58
Scotland, India |
"
she was the prime piece " (p14)
" galloping in harness when we felt like it " (p40)
" I'll be up directly to sound the charge " (p26)
" waiting for her cross-buttocking lesson " (P28)
" thrash the men and bull the women " (p63)
" the yellow piece I was excersining " (p65)
" and four finer little trotters you never saw " (p79)
" the damn minx " (p91)
" as prime a goer as ever wiggled a hip " (p92)
" I pursued the really important work of charming her into the recumbent
position" (p97)
" pleasured me like a crazy spinster " (p117)
" she'd never have walloped the mattress with me " (p119)
" ramming with white women "(p133)
" he'd bullocked the the head mans wife " (p133)
" how much more Hindu culture I could endure " (p166)
" perhaps we'll dance another Haymarket hornpipe" (p184)
" and in a twinkling I was marching her around the room, horse artillery
fashion" (p284)
" two weeks steady rogering " (p291)
" nocturnal excersises " (p301)
" putting England into bat " (p327) |
 Flashman and the Angel of the
Lord
Volume 10
1858-59
India, South Africa, USA |
" least of all in haughmagandie, as Elspeth call it when she got tipsy"
(p44)
" piled in against the panels" (p50)
" Hindu gymnastics" (p53)
" planted her on her hands and knees and was installed before she could budge"
(p112)
"hump my wife for entertainment" (p147)
" the performance" (p148)
" she went ot work like Poppaea on honeymoon" (p148)
" so the I cheered her up properly" (p150)
" I put Manderville through her final mounting drill" (p203)
" rogering her brainless head off" (p267)
" give her loving what-for untill the springs broke" (p267)
" it was like wrestling an elephant" (p290)
" as we extatically past the post" (p290)
" rogering this prime piece of husky blubber" (p291)
" even as we buckled to" (p294)
" dough faced heoiffer in Calcutta" (p323) |
 Flashman and the Dragon
Volume 8
1860
China |
"
randy baggage" (p9)
" teaching me natural history" (p9)
" we might have done the business there and then" (p15)
" I couldn't let that go unattended" (p60)
" I dare say we would have done the trick" (p84)
" those who can't wait to play another fixture" (p88)
" some of the finest rough riding I can remember" (p88) |
 Flashman
and the TigerVolume 11
|
"the
gentle art of houghmagandie, as Elspeth calls it"
" you dont want to be bloated when the charge is sounded"
"she'll romop like a demented stoat"
" the teasing horse faced baggage"
P" PLayed two-backed beatie"
" the glad work of entrapping the alien at the proper time"
" jolly little banger"
" doing the honeymoon hornpipe" |
